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Stranger 2: Still on the pig.
Stranger 1: I stole it
Stranger 2: You stole the pig??
Stranger 1: Yes!
Stranger 2: You clever devil!
Stranger 2: I had that pig strapped to my chest.
Stranger 2: How did you get it?
Stranger 1: I got the narwal to
Stranger 1: Mwahaha
Stranger 2: Dear God! Not the Narwhal!!!
Stranger 1: The narwal says it hates you
Stranger 1: Its loves me because i gave the narwal the pig
Stranger 2: What?
Stranger 2: I birthed that Narwhal..
Stranger 2: What a bastard.
Stranger 1: They grow up so fast!
Stranger 2: They really do. Oh, who am i kidding? I love that cheeky bugger.
Stranger 1: Want some bacon?
Stranger 1: ?
Stranger 2: Sure.
Stranger 2: I love bacon.
Stranger 2: Wait.
Stranger 1: here! * hands bacon*
Stranger 2: Won’t the Narwhal be pissed?
Stranger 1: I have 2 pigs. I cloned the first one
Stranger 2: Oh crap. This pig? *I say holding the pig*
Stranger 1: Yup!
Stranger 1: Why?
Stranger 2: Dude, You have clearly never been around a pissed off Narwhal.
Stranger 2: *I lift up my shirt and reveal a huge scar* This happened last time i took the pig away from it.
Stranger 1: :O
Stranger 1: It said it loved me
Stranger 1: I gave it 20 pigs.
Stranger 1: i only kept 2
Stranger 2: Dude!
Stranger 2: I killed those pigs.
Stranger 2: Wait.
Stranger 2: OH SHIT HERE COMES THE NARWHAL!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger 2: *I duck behind a rock*
Stranger 1: NARWAL!! OVER THERE!
Stranger 1: Shh. Its right behind you.
Stranger 2: *I stand up* Oh hey, Narwhal…What’s up?
Stranger 1: *Narwal eats fingers*
Stranger 2: Then all of a sudden I turn around and put a gun at you. Don’t move scumbag. BACON POLICE! Me and my partner here have been looking to put you away for a long god damn time. *The Narwhal pulls out a gun and badge.*
Stranger 2: You’re going away for a long time..
Stranger 1: D:
Stranger 1: Do you remember my pigs?
Stranger 2: *I push you against the wall and cuff you*
Stranger 2: What about them?
Stranger 1: and how i cloned some
Stranger 2: I’m gonna need back up.
Stranger 1: COME MY ARMY OF PIGS!
Stranger 1: * 5 million pigs apear*
Stranger 1: MWAHAHAHA
Stranger 2: Narwhal call in the big guns! *Narwhal gets on the radio and calls in The Loch ness monster and Big foot. Armed to the teeth with guns and rockets and explosives*
Stranger 2: This is gonna be one hell of a fight.
Stranger 1: did i mention im a unicorn?
Stranger 2: *Me, Narwhal, Nessy and Bigfoot start firing at your army of cloned pigs* Dear God!!! This was just meant to be a simple bust!!
Stranger 1: Pigs ATTACK!
Stranger 1: *pigs eat narwhal*
Stranger 2: *As the pigs come towards us Bigfoot detonates some explosives he rigged destroying thousands of you pigs. Hardly a dent in your pig army*
Stranger 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NARWHAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger 1: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Stranger 2: *I fire rapidly killing every pig i see. Until i notice something. The pig that ate Narwhal is staggering around. Narwhal burst out from the pigs stomach!* I knew you couldnt die!
Stranger 1: *clones more pigs*
Stranger 2: *Nessy flies over and destroys cloning machine*
Stranger 1: Oh no you see im a unicorn.
Stranger 2: Narwhal! Duel Unicorn since you both have horns on your head!!
Stranger 1: *Shoots lasers at narwhal*
Stranger 1: HIT!
Stranger 2: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!! LASERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *I catch Narwhal in my arms and watch as he dies* You son of a bitch
Stranger 2: You have forced my hand.
Stranger 1: :)
Stranger 1: I got another cloninmg device
Stranger 1: ::)
Stranger 2: *I begin my transformation and reveal that i too am a unicorn, but not any unicorn. Your father*
Stranger 1: *clones self*
Stranger 2: Son. What the fuck have you been doing?
Stranger 1: Dad?!
Stranger 2: Yes it’s Dad. Now explain yourself.
Stranger 2: You just killed your mother. *Narwhal’s corpse transforms into your mother who is a unicorn*
Stranger 1: :O
Stranger 2: You are grounded.
Stranger 2: No pigs for a month!
Stranger 1: NO
Stranger 2: And no more fucking cloning.
Stranger 1: NOT TODAY!
Stranger 1: UNICORN CLONES ATACK!
Stranger 2: *I shake my head.* Not again..
Stranger 2: *I walk away and you see me disappear in the mist, little do you know you are actually a mental patient who killed your parents and i am your doctor. You seem to be infatuated with pigs and unicorns. I talk to another doctor out of the room as we watch you run around and scream. “I think there is no hope for this one.”
Stranger 2: *We eventually decide on killing you so we gas the room with poison, you suffocate to death.*
Stranger 1: I love you bacon *closes eyes*
Stranger 1: x|
Stranger 2: “It’s a shame. I really thought he was going to change. Want to go get some bacon?” *I say to the other doctor.*
Stranger 1: Opens eyes IM BAAACK! Resurected from the dead bitch!
Stranger 2: *I shoot you in the head, killing you instantly. Leaving it impossible for you to resurrect ever again.*
Stranger 1: WHYYYYyy
Stranger 2: *Just to make sure you are drawn and quartered and your body parts are burnt and scattered across the globe*
Stranger 2: You were to dangerous to be left alive..
Stranger 1: R.I.P…
Stranger 2: He died loving bacon..
Stranger 1: *She
Stranger 2: *She